woman under a pear tree

omg

OMG

I AM IN NYC THIS WEEKEND TO SIGN A LEASE

AND THE SECOND WE GET OFF THE PLANE

FIVE NYPD OFFICERS SURROUND MY MOM ON THE TUNNEL THAT LINKS THE PLANE TO THE AIRPORT

AND TELL HER SHE IS BEING CHARGED FOR ASSAULTING THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

I DON’T THINK SHE IS ACTUALLY PRESSING CHARGES.

BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY TO BAGGAGE CLAIM.

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